Paul McCartney Says He Used To Masturbate With John Lennon In The Dark

TMZ- Paul McCartney and John Lennon were SUPER tight in their coming-of-age days … when all they needed was self-love. The legendary Beatles star spoke about the early years of The Beatles and what the boys did to pass the time … including sitting around masturbating together. McCartney told GQ he was over at Lennon’s place with a small group of friends … “And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying — I don’t even know if we were staying over or anything — we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did.” Paul says in order to inspire more enjoyable twisting, they would all shout out names of sexy celebs to think about — like Brigitte Bardot … before John killed the mood by bringing up Winston Churchill. The singer says this session of please pleasing themselves was a onetime thing — maybe two — but it wasn’t a big deal … just kids being kids, he says. He adds … “But it was good harmless fun. It didn’t hurt anyone. Not even Brigitte Bardot.”

 

Certain things don’t leave the group, Paul. Cranking it in the darkness side by side with your colleagues is one of those things. We all have our own techniques, but if yours is anything other than doing it in your room alone and feeling like a worthless bag of scum afterwards then I would think twice before alerting any major news outlets. How do you think one feels after they “cum to their senses” and are taking a tissue to the stomach as they look to their left and see their buddy doing the same? I’d have to imagine there’s better feelings in the world. Toss in the fact that everyone in the western hemisphere now knows you and your band J off in unison and you got yourself a bad look. Lennon has to be doing somersaults in his grave right now after McCartney went and exposed him like this. All of a sudden that “Come together” song just took on a whole new meaning.

PS- You’re the Beatles. You should never have to jerk your own self off for the rest of your life.

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